The Republic of Goblin 82 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working population of 7.907 billion Goblin 82ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.1%.

The Goblin 82ian economy, worth 319 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,413 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblin 82's national animal is the dolphin.

Goblin 82 is ranked 175,649^th in the world and 444^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 7.09 flags saluted per person per day.